Ke$ha Decides One Awful Video for Take It Off Isn't Enough- Makes Awful-er Video; Wears Roadkill

I now interrupt the Spunky As Fuck Hiatus of 2010 for this very important video:



There already is a video for this godawful song but she decided it wasn't visually offensive enough and decided to throw on some more heinous white fluorescent lipstick and add some really bad digital effects just for good measure. In the vid's description Ke$$$$$ha $ay$:

"heyy to all my fans! sooooo....me n my friends were bored and we were really channeling some 80s hard (tron, david bowie in labyrinth, revenge of the nerds) and we made this new video for take it off. it was really fun to make. i hope you guys like it!!!!!"

Huh.. so you and your friends just threw this shit together when you were bored? Do you guys just happen to have a fucking leopard lying around? They probably were watching the first one and were like "It just doesn't make me feel like I have a $exually transmitted rash all over my body enough... let's go roll in some chickenfat grease outside of a Chinese restaurant and make a new one and have some post-production dudes add some sikq graphixx to it". Or at least that's how I imagine Ke$ha and her friend$ to talk. The Jeffree Star appearance just adds insult to injury, as I haven't thought about him since Myspace whores were still relevant (were they ever really relevant? No, I refuse to give them that sort of satisfaction).

Speaking of the Devil Ke$ha I may as well throw in this fun little quote Jezebel posted today on how Ke$$$$$$$$$$$ha uses road kill for fa$hion:

"A friend of mine has a big farm in the desert, and she picks up feathers and roadkill for me, then makes it into clothes".

So Ke$ha's not above wearing roadkill either. I know I shouldn't be surprised but like.. really? Roadkill? You really wanna take it to that level? Why haven't you gone away yet? You were supposed to be a one hit wonder you little maggot woman, GO AWAY! Your terrible assault on culture has lasted far longer than it was supposed to, shut it dowwwn.. you're the worst pop star maybe of all time, and that's really saying something.

Umm one last thing in case you haven't seen it, which is Ke$ha's stint on The Simple Life like.. six years ago. Her mother's presence (and audacity to call Paris and Nicole for matchmaking purposes) clears up any and all questions about any possible brain damage Ke$ha may have had inflicted upon her:

Thanks Schmelia Lee for the vidzy.

By the way, I'm not happy that Spunky's been lying lifeless in the gutter as of late, but I have been caught up with a coveted internship at Saturday Night Live that leaves me 2 bizzy 2 bloggg. I'll still do posts when I feel extreme inspiration (such as this), but can't make any promises about nurturing Spunky back into the beautiful blog she once had dreams of being. Maybe one day... but big dreams IRL have to come first.